We live in a time when inspirational quotes are everywhere. You no longer have to buy books to get inspired, if you’re on social media, you probably see dozens of them on a daily basis.

When it comes to married life, you’ll hear all kinds of truths and wisdom quotes online, but below you have some of the most amazing ones we’ve managed to gather. If you’re married, you’ll probably find many of these situations familiar. If you’re not, well, this is what it’s like.

Text from wife: I'm so sorry, I'm gonna be about half an hour late
Me [forgot we were even meeting, still in bed]: you always do this

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) November 6, 2016

Wife: can you pick up milk?

Me: [lifts gallon] yea it's easy

Wife: I mean from the store

Me: I would imagine it weighs the same there too

— brandAn Current Year (@LeBearGirdle) October 22, 2016

ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza
WIFE: so you’re not going to share
ME: I am not going to share

— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) January 18, 2016

husband tries to dramatically break news by asking, "Are you sitting down?" and I'm like, sitting down is literally all I do

— Jenn (@lionheaded_) January 18, 2016

You know you've been married a while when you can correctly answer "What's that one person's name in that movie about the thing?"

— zack (@Mr_Kapowski) November 4, 2016

I wish there was more trust in my marriage like where I could buy produce without my wife inspecting it like she's appraising a diamond.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 2, 2016

When you're married, 90% of a Friday night is asking "Do we have to go to this?"

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 5, 2016

[in bed]

Me: hey, did you grab my butt

Wife: yeah sorry, I was looking for the remote

— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) November 6, 2016

[facebook]
"5 years ago i married my best friend, my soulmate, i love you"

[real life]
"eat all the leftovers again and i will end you"

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 5, 2016

wife: Do you think you'll ever stop quoting "Gangsta's Paradise"?

me: The way things are going I don't know

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 21, 2015

Basically marriage is just hiding your favorite snacks from each other

— Flirt (@1MeLrO) September 22, 2015

Not to brag, but my husband just came back from shopping for my birthday gift, and he was carrying a Rite Aid bag.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) September 30, 2016

I am the boss of me. And my wife is my boss’s boss.

— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) December 31, 2015

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We live in a time when inspirational quotes are everywhere. You no longer have to buy books to get inspired, if you’re on social media, you probably see dozens of them on a daily basis.

When it comes to married life, you’ll hear all kinds of truths and wisdom quotes online, but below you have some of the most amazing ones we’ve managed to gather. If you’re married, you’ll probably find many of these situations familiar. If you’re not, well, this is what it’s like.

Text from wife: I'm so sorry, I'm gonna be about half an hour late
Me [forgot we were even meeting, still in bed]: you always do this

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) November 6, 2016

Wife: can you pick up milk?

Me: [lifts gallon] yea it's easy

Wife: I mean from the store

Me: I would imagine it weighs the same there too

— brandAn Current Year (@LeBearGirdle) October 22, 2016

ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza
WIFE: so you’re not going to share
ME: I am not going to share

— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) January 18, 2016

husband tries to dramatically break news by asking, "Are you sitting down?" and I'm like, sitting down is literally all I do

— Jenn (@lionheaded_) January 18, 2016

You know you've been married a while when you can correctly answer "What's that one person's name in that movie about the thing?"

— zack (@Mr_Kapowski) November 4, 2016

I wish there was more trust in my marriage like where I could buy produce without my wife inspecting it like she's appraising a diamond.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 2, 2016

When you're married, 90% of a Friday night is asking "Do we have to go to this?"

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 5, 2016

[in bed]

Me: hey, did you grab my butt

Wife: yeah sorry, I was looking for the remote

— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) November 6, 2016

[facebook]
"5 years ago i married my best friend, my soulmate, i love you"

[real life]
"eat all the leftovers again and i will end you"

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 5, 2016

wife: Do you think you'll ever stop quoting "Gangsta's Paradise"?

me: The way things are going I don't know

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 21, 2015

Basically marriage is just hiding your favorite snacks from each other

— Flirt (@1MeLrO) September 22, 2015

Not to brag, but my husband just came back from shopping for my birthday gift, and he was carrying a Rite Aid bag.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) September 30, 2016

I am the boss of me. And my wife is my boss’s boss.

— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) December 31, 2015

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