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]]>Young people have their own things now and it’s only natural for the rest of us to let go. We, on the other hand, had some unique fun growing up and that’s what the tweets below are all about.
Scroll down to see some of the greatest examples of experiences that defined several generations that are now older than 20. We hope they put a smile on your face as you remember those happy times!
In the "I'm getting old" department.., a kid saw this and said, "oh, you 3D-printed the 'Save' Icon." pic.twitter.com/rwgCpSjfDQ
— Bill Gross (@Bill_Gross) October 17, 2017
After years of searching I finally found my Tamagotchi.
He has a wife and 2 daughters.
Owns a plumbing business out in Scottsdale.
Doesnt want anything to do with me.— Joel Wade (@Wahday44) August 24, 2018
I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
— Felicity (@FlossAus) October 14, 2018
We have finally reached the generation that doesn’t know what MySpace is
pic.twitter.com/b3k6uJmMVO
— Stephanie O'Reilly (@stephoreilly) January 28, 2018
i just had a horrible flashback to the pre-spotify days when i used to download all my music with youtube to mp3 converters & manually organize them into itunes albums with album art i found on google images
— emi (@plantblogger) March 20, 2018
The year is 2006. You downloaded Laffy Taffy using Limewire on your blue iPod shuffle. Flavor flav marathon is airing on VH1. You found the perfect wallpaper for your MySpace profile. shiiiiiit. what a time to be alive
— aphrodite (@aphrodite_latif) September 1, 2018
Age test: what's the connection between these two objects? pic.twitter.com/ZnynTEXcyN
— Sad & Useless Humor (@sadanduseless) November 13, 2018
When you're waiting for your 7th grade crush to log onto AIM after school and you hear the *door open* sound. pic.twitter.com/plQsIqdXPJ
— Gravy Crockett (@BostonJerry) October 6, 2017
If you didn’t own The Rugrats Movie/Rugrats Go To Paris and the orange VHS tape… we aren’t the same
— jeff (@SaiIBoat) November 25, 2017
I’m sorry but if you are born after the year 2000 you are permanently 7
— Elisha Gadenne (@Elisha_Gadenne) March 20, 2018
You know you're old when you watch Home Alone and wonder how much their #mortgage is… pic.twitter.com/bst2V3ecRj
— Anthony Park (@AnthonyParkHere) July 19, 2018
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]]>By age 35 you should have started noticing uncomfortable similarities between you and your parents that you swore you would never be like
— Amadeus (@Amadeaux) May 25, 2018
By age 35 you should have at least one potato masher in a drawer that prevents it from being opened.
— JadedinBlue (@jadedinblue) May 22, 2018
Listen. Meghan Markle wasn't a duchess til age 36 so stop telling me what I should have by age 35.
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) May 21, 2018
By age 35 you should have an entire cabinet filled with Tupperware containers. That don’t match. Just a bunch of random bottoms and tops that come cascading out on you every time you open the door.
— Danielle H (@FoodosaurusRex) May 22, 2018
By age 35 you should have at least two thirds of your hard drive space taken up by recursively nested copies of the hard drives from all your previous computers
— Alex Kerfoot (@akerfoot) May 20, 2018
"By age 35 you should have double your salary saved."
35 year old me: IM SUPPOSED TO HAVE A JOB?!?
— A-Train (@aaronLebeahm) May 21, 2018
By age 35 you should have reached that stage of time confusion where you're convinced the 90s was only 10 years ago.
— Jen Williams (@sennydreadful) May 21, 2018
By age 35 you should have a collection of excuses for cancelling plans and a system in place for how to realistically rotate them.
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) May 22, 2018
By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can't throw them out because you're pretty sure you still need a couple of them but you're not sure which ones
— Lori G
(@LoriG) May 19, 2018
By age 35 you will have lost track of how old you are. "I am 35 this year, right," you'll say, but you won't be certain. You won't be certain of anything.
— Mark Magark (@markedly) May 24, 2018
By age 35, you should be ready for bed. All the time. The earlier the better. In fact, just stay in bed the whole day.
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) May 22, 2018
By age 35, you should have lost most of your real life friends to misunderstandings, changing priorities, distance and unknown reasons and found a few hundred online strangers to laugh with.
— equa-nimmi-ty (@nimmypal) May 22, 2018
by age 35 you should have a kitchen cabinet dedicated entirely to plastic bags that contain other, smaller plastic bags
— vytas (@peakysblinder) May 20, 2018
By age 35 you should have at least 40 years experience for a junior entry level job.
— Pips (@Pips801) May 24, 2018
By age 35 you should run into friends and say "WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOON!" twice a week. You will never hang out. You'll just scream this at each other until one of you dies.
— Luke Trayser (@trukelayser) May 20, 2018
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]]>Stock photos often look fake, weird, or simply too posey to be considered realistic. They are all so similar that you can easily recognize when a photo is a stock photo.
And sometimes, you can clearly see that the photographer and the model have no clue about the topic they are creating a photo on. A hashtag #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob recently spread on Twitter as people pointed out everything that doesn’t make sense about the stock photos that should represent their professions. The best tweets are listed below.
I find listening to the shoulder joint an incredibly important part of any examination. Heart and lungs are for losers #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/ZBiac9ayYC
— John Taylor (@johnthevet) May 6, 2018
"And the Lord said: 'Let there be oxycodone'. And there was oxycodone, and the oxycodone was good. And there was much rejoicing!"
#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/Q9W001Hz0S
— Arya Snark (@XtremeRPh) May 6, 2018
As an evolutionary biologist, you have *no idea* how hard it is to find tweasers small enough to grab bits of DNA (which is the main part of our job, obvs) #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/xtB7fvKI57
— Emma Hodcroft (@firefoxx66) May 4, 2018
A pediatrician, shown here about to test the primitive eye poke reflex, also known as the Three Stooges reflex. If present, the baby will place their hand vertically against the nose while saying nyuk nyuk nyuk. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/5yXFb5kxHa
— Clay Jones (@skepticpedi) May 7, 2018
I often hit people in the middle of their face with a reflex hammer. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/aAx2u8izPQ
— Mike Sidel (@MikeSidel) May 12, 2018
I sit in a dark room and project code straight to my face while solving complicated problems. This helps me to immerse myself in it and "feel" the code. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/eMtGurNr5d
— Tauno Talimaa (@tauntz) May 4, 2018
Because when doing research, I always wear my regalia to the library. How else will people know I have a PhD?! #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/phpkDBGqGc
— Shiloh Carroll (@medievalismish) May 4, 2018
I often hold my slides and stare moodily at them. You know, instead of looking at them under the microscope that's right in front of me. Sometimes I invite a colleague to join me.
#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/33LwaFsR46
— James William Cooper (@James_W_C) May 5, 2018
As an ecologist, I can confirm that my days consist of much stethoscoping of trees in an unnecessary lab coat. It’s the only proper way to detect wildlifes. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/wAEB9YPnUc
— Kirsty Elliott (@Trouty_Trout) May 5, 2018
"Hey space astronomer, where is space?"
[Space astronomer puts on his lab coat and adjusts his space safety goggles] "According to my latest science, there is space." pic.twitter.com/ndeVJCsPXP— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 4, 2018
I don't know what people are going on about with #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob
This is exactly what I look like when I write. pic.twitter.com/HCb0uSFEOm
— Shanna Germain (@ShannaGermain) May 6, 2018
It is true that most lawyers are Slytherins #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/K8sw6qksmw
— (((Sam Crane))) (@Samanticka) May 4, 2018
I spend my days laughing at models of DNA that twist the wrong way #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/G0YxJOq9LF
— Liz Tunbridge (@LizTunbridge) May 4, 2018
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]]>Some quotes were said as a joke, others were said when moms thought kids couldn’t hear them, while some are downright hilarious even though they weren’t meant to be jokes.
Scroll down to read the best #MomQuotes!
I once asked my mom who her favorite child was and she said, “Brent”. That was our neighbors kid. #MomQuotes
— Jesse Betts (@JesseBetts11) May 8, 2018
*Shopping at Home Depot with my boyfriend’s parents*
My boyfriend’s mom says to him “Let Jenny pick out your ceiling fan since she’ll be the one looking at it.”#MomQuotes
— Jennifer Chicken (@partyfowles) May 9, 2018
After my mom got out of brain surgery with a 40% survival rate, she was so high and happy to be alive that she felt it was a good time to prank my dad by saying “Hey Harry!” …his name’s David and he still hasn’t forgiven her for it
#MomQuotes
— Amber (@AmberThroesch) May 8, 2018
After arguing with my older sister over something pointless, I heard my mom say to my dad, “I now understand why some animals eat their young.” #MomQuotes
— Perkinskiii (@abaldguytweets) May 8, 2018
Mom “You guys don’t give your brother enough credit. He exercises daily, eats three square meals a day and spends time out side. He has never been so disciplined.”
Me “Mom…He’s in jail.” #MomQuotes
— Cydni Beer (@themessednest) May 8, 2018
My brother: My Christmas present to myself this year is a vasectomy.
Mom: I think that's your gift to the world.
— Michelle Milliken (@MichelleyM) May 4, 2016
My mom told me she and the lady across the street were “Friends with Benefits.” I asked her what that meant, and she said “You know, we get each other’s mail when they’re out of town and stuff.” #MomQuotes
— Brennen Hancock (@Brennen_Hancock) May 9, 2018
When my mom would drive us kids around, she would brake really hard to make us lean forward and she’d say “bow to Mom” Every. Single. Time. #MomQuotes
— Lindsey Jeffers (@_itsLJ_) May 8, 2018
Mom accidentally grabbed the Bible to kill a huge bug in my room and before she did she said with Bible in hand, " Lord forgive me for killing one of your beautiful creatures" and proceeded to commit bug murder #MomQuotes
— Missy (@NitwitMisfit) May 8, 2018
My mom thinks she texts me using voice to text but she really just sends me voice recordings of her saying, “text Taylor dinner question mark” #momquotes
— taylair
(@GotDatSparkMan) May 8, 2018
Me: “If you were in trouble, and could only pick one superhero to save you, who would you pick?”
Mom: “Ryan Reynolds.”#MomQuotes
— Matt Iorio (@Matt_Iorio) May 10, 2018
My mom once asked me to close the patio door because I was "letting the WiFi out" #MomQuotes
— LBibzz (@LinaNBabiker) May 4, 2016
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]]>We live in a time when inspirational quotes are everywhere. You no longer have to buy books to get inspired, if you’re on social media, you probably see dozens of them on a daily basis.
When it comes to married life, you’ll hear all kinds of truths and wisdom quotes online, but below you have some of the most amazing ones we’ve managed to gather. If you’re married, you’ll probably find many of these situations familiar. If you’re not, well, this is what it’s like.
Text from wife: I'm so sorry, I'm gonna be about half an hour late
Me [forgot we were even meeting, still in bed]: you always do this— David Hughes (@david8hughes) November 6, 2016
Wife: can you pick up milk?
Me: [lifts gallon] yea it's easy
Wife: I mean from the store
Me: I would imagine it weighs the same there too
— brandAn Current Year (@LeBearGirdle) October 22, 2016
ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza
WIFE: so you’re not going to share
ME: I am not going to share— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) January 18, 2016
husband tries to dramatically break news by asking, "Are you sitting down?" and I'm like, sitting down is literally all I do
— Jenn (@lionheaded_) January 18, 2016
You know you've been married a while when you can correctly answer "What's that one person's name in that movie about the thing?"
— zack (@Mr_Kapowski) November 4, 2016
I wish there was more trust in my marriage like where I could buy produce without my wife inspecting it like she's appraising a diamond.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 2, 2016
When you're married, 90% of a Friday night is asking "Do we have to go to this?"
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 5, 2016
[in bed]
Me: hey, did you grab my butt
Wife: yeah sorry, I was looking for the remote
— Rock
(@TheMichaelRock) November 6, 2016
[facebook]
"5 years ago i married my best friend, my soulmate, i love you"[real life]
"eat all the leftovers again and i will end you"— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 5, 2016
wife: Do you think you'll ever stop quoting "Gangsta's Paradise"?
me: The way things are going I don't know
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 21, 2015
Basically marriage is just hiding your favorite snacks from each other
— Flirt (@1MeLrO) September 22, 2015
Not to brag, but my husband just came back from shopping for my birthday gift, and he was carrying a Rite Aid bag.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) September 30, 2016
I am the boss of me. And my wife is my boss’s boss.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) December 31, 2015
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]]>As he always does, Jimmy Fallon recently challenged his audience to share the weirdest stories they have about roommate life. See the winners below.
Our snail died, but my roommate didn’t want to break the news to me. So she moved him to a different place in the tank every day to make me think he was still alive. #MyWeirdRoommate https://t.co/ltPVDdnTRA
— Elizabeth Waters (@ElizH2O) April 4, 2018
in college all of a sudden there was a thunderous knocking across the hall; 4 campus police were at the door, screaming WE KNOW ABOUT THE CHICKENS!! Our neighbors opened the door and four chickens— IN CHICKEN DIAPERS— scurried out.
Now THOSE were weird roomies! #MyWeirdRoommate
— Lauren Bird Horowitz (@birdaileen) April 4, 2018
I always thought my room mate was FaceTiming a long distance GF, turned out it was his family cat. Every Saturday for an hour… #MyWeirdRoommate
— Danny Alex Baker (@DannyAlexGooner) April 4, 2018
I had a roommate that would sleep walk in the middle of the night speaking German…
He was Chinese. #MyWeirdRoommate— Jay Mazo (@iamjaymazo) September 6, 2017
My roommate insisted we push our twin beds together for more space in our dorm. The first night sleeping right next to each other he told me about how he thinks he is possessed by a demon. #MyWeirdRoommate
— Matt Frye (@thefryelife) April 4, 2018
#MyWeirdRoommate one time my roommate had a guy over and she wasn’t into him at all. I pulled her to the other room and whispered “how’s it going?” and she responded “i dislocated his knee by accident so i can’t break up with him yet”
— emma (@emmaxhenning) April 4, 2018
#MyWeirdRoommate was a heavy snorer. We shared a dorm room and he slept on the top bunk. My girlfriend & I would wait until he started snoring before fooling around. His snores became the soundtrack of our love life.
(Musta worked, we’ve been married 17 years now)
— Sean McLaughlin
(@chicagosean) April 4, 2018
My first flatmate in London was from #Norway, he was terrified of butterflies and spiders, I asked how he could be scared of spiders and he replied with all sincerity ‘Spiders can make you Spider-Man and I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility right now’ #MyWeirdRoommate
— Miles Meadows (@milesmeadows) April 5, 2018
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]]>The unwritten rule of long-term relationships is that everybody argues over the most ridiculous things you could think of, like picking a restaurant for a night out. The tweets below will assure you that there are thousands of people around the world who do the same.
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]]>Good morning. Another day, another 5ft squirrel trying to break into my car. pic.twitter.com/8Er21o3wla
— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) April 28, 2017
my sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because "first impressions matter" pic.twitter.com/KtNV4mvnDU
— iris kessler (@Iris_Elisabeth_) January 3, 2017
Asked me mum if she could bring my charger down stairs, she replied "shout the dog" pic.twitter.com/BLQRzEEfwN
— Sophie Billington (@sophiebillo1) June 21, 2017
Why does this baby look more like Ed Sheeran than Ed Sheeran does? pic.twitter.com/3I50d7yQlh
— Tom Davies (@1TD) March 17, 2017
"Tell your kids to stop kicking my seat.." pic.twitter.com/H1iNyn3BoZ
— Chris Parkes (@rocknrollparksy) March 25, 2017
Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?
— "Riggs" (@RiggsBarstool) June 10, 2017
Lmao dude on Facebook said he been waiting 4 hours for the P to fall so he could sue Walmart pic.twitter.com/c6t6F91dnP
— Toyin (@ToyinLies2Girls) February 15, 2017
The President of The United States (left), welcomed the ….. pic.twitter.com/IfjPNhTQjV
— Beaubodor (@beaubodor) April 17, 2017
Nailed it. pic.twitter.com/L7mrWA2xC2
— James (@JayGreatorex) January 16, 2017
hmm pic.twitter.com/NRwj7IwjQM
— Shitty Watercolour (@SWatercolour) May 10, 2017
i ran outta sandwhich bags smh the struggle is real pic.twitter.com/Op7iFYfjAf
— maha (@halalgang_) January 31, 2017
How long did this interview last? pic.twitter.com/fVbOmc7isG
— driscoll
(@driscoll324) February 25, 2017
when you walk back into the sesh after throwing up pic.twitter.com/xTXyxORyYc
— millie (@officiaIwinemom) June 13, 2017
Why the fuck has my 15 year old cousin just put this on his sc story
— Lauren Ng (@_laurenng_) June 8, 2017
Obama is that one ex that still gets invited to all the family events because everybody liked him so much https://t.co/5JROoTdMDa
— b.b
(@Benoo_Brown) May 28, 2017
Reading Trump tweets pic.twitter.com/yFDOZGLq3t
— Tamoor Hussain (@tamoorh) February 8, 2017
my flatmate has just peaked pic.twitter.com/ZInx8T0u1R
— emily holt (@em__holt) May 7, 2017
???? is my hamster on crack pic.twitter.com/wVVMuk9fLI
— cait (@_caitlinberry) June 2, 2017
I am not ok pic.twitter.com/bSHmucXE9K
— kat (@eeveeluti0n) July 4, 2017
I was trying to hit the bucket of drinks and make them go all over my Mum for the intro of a video we're making but……… pic.twitter.com/f2K4rqtDTf
— Harry (@wroetoshaw) May 13, 2017
I've never laughed so hard in my entire life
— Sana (@michaelsana13) March 12, 2017
YALL IM HOLLERING pic.twitter.com/f80dCaEdFE
— creepy char
"Babe can you move over?"
"But I don't have mushroom" pic.twitter.com/MgdfEC01aR
— Durag Model (@ThatWiggaDev) January 5, 2017
At least we tried #Prom2017 pic.twitter.com/7wtpuFKXw6
— jordyn (@jordynmcmanus_) April 23, 2017
Cashier: Sorry for your wait! We're short staffed
Millennial: It's fine! Don't worry!
Middle Aged Woman: pic.twitter.com/1DEDHuP5sj
— Steven (@IIIIIMCMXCV) March 11, 2017
Boy I thought you were speaking Spanish https://t.co/Jdi19pu8Rz
— Jake Gainer (@FettyGainz) April 19, 2017
SOMEONE TOOK THE TIME TO TRACE OUT THE DISNEY STARS' WAND IN THE AWKWARD COMMERICAL OUTTAKES I'M WHEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF MY WHOLE BEING pic.twitter.com/88eZ3LcLSN
— ari (@arigoggles) January 7, 2017
Felt cute in this pic might delete soon tho pic.twitter.com/lLjbWp4s4N
— alex (@sIiceofpizza) June 23, 2017
I'm
yall lol
& can't STOP laughing at all!!! pic.twitter.com/ItarwS6ITu
— Chris Rainey (@crainey3) June 21, 2017
did everyone just forget about the part of 2016 when literal clowns would chase people with knives in public and nobody really did anything
— cheap (@imchip) June 17, 2017
I JUST WANTED A VIDEO OF THE CATS PLAYING AND THEN ?!!!?? pic.twitter.com/j6EGWvCtBt
— spooky sare
(@sarahjorden_) June 20, 2017
[concert]
SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight
CROWD: woo
ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) May 9, 2017
The floor is EU pic.twitter.com/EuGQc5GUaw
— WhosAshik? (@JustAshik99) June 18, 2017
The floor is EU pic.twitter.com/EuGQc5GUaw
— WhosAshik? (@JustAshik99) June 18, 2017
We just spent a hour looking for her. pic.twitter.com/x00nQNP4nS
— Britney Diane (@britneydiane) April 29, 2017
Omg I'm so scared of $10Billion https://t.co/z0NJGCr662
— YOUR DAD (@LeoKolade) June 13, 2017
Not really how I imagined the second coming pic.twitter.com/dFQe1AlD5l
— AyyAyyRon (@Sturrfridge) January 14, 2017
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