To honor Mother’s day, hashtag #MomQuotes spread around Twitter like crazy. Many people remembered the funniest things their mom ever said and shared them with all the world to see.
Some quotes were said as a joke, others were said when moms thought kids couldn’t hear them, while some are downright hilarious even though they weren’t meant to be jokes.
Scroll down to read the best #MomQuotes!
I once asked my mom who her favorite child was and she said, “Brent”. That was our neighbors kid. #MomQuotes
— Jesse Betts (@JesseBetts11) May 8, 2018
*Shopping at Home Depot with my boyfriend’s parents*
My boyfriend’s mom says to him “Let Jenny pick out your ceiling fan since she’ll be the one looking at it.” 😳🤦🏻♀️ #MomQuotes
— Jennifer Chicken (@partyfowles) May 9, 2018
After my mom got out of brain surgery with a 40% survival rate, she was so high and happy to be alive that she felt it was a good time to prank my dad by saying “Hey Harry!” …his name’s David and he still hasn’t forgiven her for it 😅 #MomQuotes
— Amber (@AmberThroesch) May 8, 2018
After arguing with my older sister over something pointless, I heard my mom say to my dad, “I now understand why some animals eat their young.” #MomQuotes
— Perkinskiii (@abaldguytweets) May 8, 2018
Mom “You guys don’t give your brother enough credit. He exercises daily, eats three square meals a day and spends time out side. He has never been so disciplined.”
Me “Mom…He’s in jail.” #MomQuotes
— Cydni Beer (@themessednest) May 8, 2018
My brother: My Christmas present to myself this year is a vasectomy.
Mom: I think that's your gift to the world.
— Michelle Milliken (@MichelleyM) May 4, 2016
My mom told me she and the lady across the street were “Friends with Benefits.” I asked her what that meant, and she said “You know, we get each other’s mail when they’re out of town and stuff.” #MomQuotes
— Brennen Hancock (@Brennen_Hancock) May 9, 2018
When my mom would drive us kids around, she would brake really hard to make us lean forward and she’d say “bow to Mom” Every. Single. Time. #MomQuotes
— Lindsey Jeffers (@_itsLJ_) May 8, 2018
Mom accidentally grabbed the Bible to kill a huge bug in my room and before she did she said with Bible in hand, " Lord forgive me for killing one of your beautiful creatures" and proceeded to commit bug murder #MomQuotes
— Missy (@NitwitMisfit) May 8, 2018
My mom thinks she texts me using voice to text but she really just sends me voice recordings of her saying, “text Taylor dinner question mark” #momquotes
— taylair 🧙🏼♀️ (@GotDatSparkMan) May 8, 2018
Me: “If you were in trouble, and could only pick one superhero to save you, who would you pick?”
Mom: “Ryan Reynolds.”#MomQuotes
— Matt Iorio (@Matt_Iorio) May 10, 2018
My mom once asked me to close the patio door because I was "letting the WiFi out" #MomQuotes
— LBibzz (@LinaNBabiker) May 4, 2016