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]]>The same happened to Edmund O’Leary who shared his feelings on Twitter reaching for emotional support: “I am not ok. Feeling rock bottom. Please take a few seconds to say hello if you see this tweet. Thank you,” it stated.
And in no time, the 51-year-old father became viral with hundreds of thousands of heart-warming messages from people all over the world. Some tweeted him spirit-lifting messages and video clips, while others shared adorable images.
In a recent interview, he said that around 18.5 million people have seen his tweet.
“The whole experience has been absolutely surreal and provides me with a lot of hope. I’ve gone from feeling like a nobody to feeling like a somebody,” O’Leary explained for BBC Breakfast. “To have that happen overnight is just surreal, something that most ordinary people have never experienced or will never experience.”
Becoming a true star, and meeting a lot of well-known journalists, O’Leary also announced that his LinkedIn profile has increased 1783% in people viewing it on last week.
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]]>People have gathered to write about what they think happened when God was creating certain species and objects. Some jokes are obvious, while the others are truly creative, but they all made us laugh out loud.
Ready to learn why parrots live in tropical climate or why oceans are salty? Just read the tweets we picked out for you below!
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]]>After one Twitter user tweeted one of these clichés, the topic quickly went viral. Here are many tweets that perfectly describe how movies today are made.
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]]>There’s a brilliant Twitter account that deals with this very problem. Thoughts of Dog tweets what a dog would probably say in various situations and it’s simply amazing. If you own a dog and often wonder what your beloved pet is thinking about, you’re going to love it.
Don’t forget to share with your friends who love dogs, too!
sometimes. i don’t know what to do. with all my love. occasionally it overflows. in the form of a burp
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 9, 2018
everything. is going to be alright. because guess what. i love you
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 24, 2018
i always make sure. to say goodnight to my stuffed fren sebastian. it’s the simplest way. to prevent all the nightmares. and let him know he matters
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 3, 2018
if i happen. to lie down on your foot. you’re not allowed to move. you should feel honored
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 12, 2018
i just hopped in a puddle. during the nighttime. this is called a dark splash. and i am fearless
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 11, 2018
a lot of things in life are unpredictable. but not the skittle under the fridge. it just sits there. and i just watch it
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 18, 2018
i was outside. minding my own business. when a leaf fell on my noggin. i will consider it my crown. and i will rule these lands benevolently
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 27, 2018
the nights are getting colder. and i think it would really improve. my quality of snoozle. if you tucked me into bed
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 14, 2018
if your day didn’t go well. that’s perfectly fine. because now you get to dream. and who knows what could happen. i hope i dream i’m a penguin. so i can zoom on my belly
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 23, 2018
one of my biggest goals. is to eat a leaf. during the nighttime. this is known as a dark crunch. and it’s very advanced
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) November 20, 2018
the human was planning on going out tonight. but i sat in front of the door. and made eye contact once. so now we’re watching movies
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) December 1, 2018
the human just came home. smelling like another dog. this isn’t a problem. i’m totally not upset. if anybody needs me. i’ll be over here. wondering what i ever did to deserve this
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) December 15, 2018
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]]>This is especially true for parents. As much as they love sharing the most angelic moments of their kids’ lives, they don’t shy away from posting something cringy or embarrassing that’s happened. Especially if it’s hilarious at the same time.
Below are some of the best situations parents of 4-year-olds have encountered and shared with the world on Twitter. They sum up the reality of a life with a toddler pretty well, in case you were wondering what it was like to have one.
Enjoy!
4yo: Can you read me one more book?
Me: No kiddo, it's time for bed.
4yo: But I'm a curious woman. And reading books helps me learn things and be smarter. Don't you want me to learn things and be smarter?
— Jess Calarco (@JessicaCalarco) December 2, 2018
My 4yo has met his younger brother for the first time. Walks up to the crib, pats him on the leg, and says, "You'll get through this," then walks away.
this goddamn shrimp
— the gRINCHupeco who stole Christmas (@RinChupeco) August 11, 2018
Every morning my 4yo tells me it’s a “blank day” because nothing good or bad has happened yet. At night, if anything remotely negative happened, she pretends to throw the memory into a garbage can to make room for more good memories.
So basically she’s already smarter than I am.
— Akemi Dawn Bowman (@akemidawn) November 26, 2018
Audrey (4yo): Daddy, what’s 100 minus 1?
Me: 99
Audrey: What’s 40 million plus one?
Me: 40,000,001
*10 seconds of stunned silence*
Audrey: Wow daddy, you know a lot of math.— Brian Wecht (@bwecht) December 2, 2018
4yo’s doing some magic.
4yo: Did you see me put that ball under that hat?
Me: Yes.
4yo: Try to forget.— Laura Pearson (@LauraPAuthor) June 3, 2018
4-year-old: Did you know you can put cheese on anything?
Me: What?
4: *intense whisper* ANYTHING.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 19, 2017
4yo: You're a good dad.
Me: Thanks.
4yo: You'd be better if you said yes more.
Me: Okay.
4yo: Can I have ice cream? Think about what I said.— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) June 20, 2016
My 4yo is playing in a large box.
Me: “Is that your rocket ship? Your castle? Your voyaging boat?”
4yo: “Nope. It’s my garbage can. I live in it.”Dream big kid.
— boujie native (@kloqowej) November 27, 2018
Me: Audrey, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Audrey (4yo): A music player, just like you!
Me: Yay!
Audrey: And I can play in your band!
Me: Yes please!
Audrey: And then when you die, I can take your place!
Me: …— Brian Wecht (@bwecht) November 12, 2018
4yo: *spills goldfish crackers on the floor*
Me: please pick them up
4yo: but the doggy can do that
Me: we dont have a dog
4yo: *patting 2yo bro on the head* "Nice doggy"— Andrew vG (@tenwattandrew) June 9, 2018
If you ever want to see how patient you are, watch a 4 yr old try to zip up their jacket. You should be canonized for sainthood after that.
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) February 22, 2016
My 4 yr old daughter continues to ruin me….
Stood quietly in a que at the bank….
4yo- “daddy has that lady got a big baby in her tummy?”
** Fat man with long hair turns around and looks at her **
— The Acoustic Cop (@acousticcop) August 10, 2018
My 4 year old son asked me why I was putting on makeup and I said "To make me look pretty." He replied "I don't think it's working."
— Chutup (@Chutup) September 23, 2017
4yo running around outside in full Batman regalia.
Me: “you can't be out in the rain at this time of night”
4yo [exasperated]:
“THIS CITY NEEDS ME, JESUS CHRIST!”— Kendy Crush (@KennedyConnolly) June 13, 2018
4 was laying on the dining room floor…
2yo: Are you dead?
4yo: No, I'm not dead. I'm resting my feelings.— Caffeine, Chaos & Grace (@cafchaosgrace) November 6, 2018
My 4yo is playing pretend with his dinosaurs and the daddy dinosaur just constantly says “I’m old let me rest.”
— Creed (@chemical_scum) June 14, 2018
Overheard my 4yo explaining 'barefoot' to her little sister: "we call this bare feet because we're not wearing shoes outside, just like bears."
— Jess Bleakley (@JLBleakley) July 16, 2018
Audrey (4yo) and I saw a big rainbow flag while in West Hollywood today.
Audrey: Daddy, what’s that?
Me: A rainbow flag. It reminds us that there are lots of different kinds of people in the world & that we should love everyone.
Audrey: Well I already love everyone, so I WIN.— Brian Wecht (@bwecht) August 20, 2018
My 4yo just asked me if I was there when we went to Disney 6 weeks ago for 5 days, so I’m obviously making a huge impact in her life.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) November 7, 2017
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]]>Young people have their own things now and it’s only natural for the rest of us to let go. We, on the other hand, had some unique fun growing up and that’s what the tweets below are all about.
Scroll down to see some of the greatest examples of experiences that defined several generations that are now older than 20. We hope they put a smile on your face as you remember those happy times!
In the "I'm getting old" department.., a kid saw this and said, "oh, you 3D-printed the 'Save' Icon." pic.twitter.com/rwgCpSjfDQ
— Bill Gross (@Bill_Gross) October 17, 2017
After years of searching I finally found my Tamagotchi.
He has a wife and 2 daughters.
Owns a plumbing business out in Scottsdale.
Doesnt want anything to do with me.— Joel Wade (@Wahday44) August 24, 2018
I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
— Felicity (@FlossAus) October 14, 2018
We have finally reached the generation that doesn’t know what MySpace is pic.twitter.com/b3k6uJmMVO
— Stephanie O'Reilly (@stephoreilly) January 28, 2018
i just had a horrible flashback to the pre-spotify days when i used to download all my music with youtube to mp3 converters & manually organize them into itunes albums with album art i found on google images
— emi (@plantblogger) March 20, 2018
The year is 2006. You downloaded Laffy Taffy using Limewire on your blue iPod shuffle. Flavor flav marathon is airing on VH1. You found the perfect wallpaper for your MySpace profile. shiiiiiit. what a time to be alive
— aphrodite (@aphrodite_latif) September 1, 2018
Age test: what's the connection between these two objects? pic.twitter.com/ZnynTEXcyN
— Sad & Useless Humor (@sadanduseless) November 13, 2018
When you're waiting for your 7th grade crush to log onto AIM after school and you hear the *door open* sound. pic.twitter.com/plQsIqdXPJ
— Gravy Crockett (@BostonJerry) October 6, 2017
If you didn’t own The Rugrats Movie/Rugrats Go To Paris and the orange VHS tape… we aren’t the same
— jeff (@SaiIBoat) November 25, 2017
I’m sorry but if you are born after the year 2000 you are permanently 7
— Elisha Gadenne (@Elisha_Gadenne) March 20, 2018
You know you're old when you watch Home Alone and wonder how much their #mortgage is… pic.twitter.com/bst2V3ecRj
— Anthony Park (@AnthonyParkHere) July 19, 2018
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]]>It would be fun to see how a cat’s Twitter feed would look like. For now, we have this profile, “Thoughts of cat” that is trending on Twitter. Read some of his hilarious tweets that cate definitely say if they could speak.
Enjoy!
Both humans were up and walking around at 5 AM this morning. What on earth were they thinking? How inconsiderate!!! I was trying to sleep, and they just haaaaaad to be up. What time did they think it was, 3 AM!?!?
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 6, 2018
#TheWorldWouldBeBetterIf you humans tried to be more like us felines.
Nap more.
Sing the songs of your people proudly.
Sneak attack ankles.
Defecate in litter boxes that you coerce others to clean.
Attack dangly things.
Nap again.— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 30, 2018
#IHaveAHardTimeAccepting that humans are in charge of the planet. The only thing that keeps me going is the knowledge that we’ll be in charge soon.
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 22, 2018
I don’t get the human obsession with the #PumpkinSpiceLatte. It’s not like it’s special or unique. It makes the same sound when it hits the floor as any other latte does when pushed off the counter.
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 28, 2018
No matter how much profanity the humans come at you with afterward, it’s always worth it to hear that satisfying crash, plop, or splat. pic.twitter.com/MG7BuQ5ICg
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) September 7, 2018
To further gather intelligence on human activities in furtherance of our feline plans to overthrow humanity and reign supreme over this planet.
Also, to torment canine accounts. #WhyIJoinedTwitter
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 1, 2018
Nap whenever you can. #TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 29, 2018
Angry canines. One good whap on the nose and they go running for the nearest bush. #NotSoScary
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 17, 2018
Tormenting the other denizens of the domicile, often via sneak attacks.
Also, naps. #BestWaysToHandleStress
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 24, 2018
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]]>By age 35 you should have started noticing uncomfortable similarities between you and your parents that you swore you would never be like
— Amadeus (@Amadeaux) May 25, 2018
By age 35 you should have at least one potato masher in a drawer that prevents it from being opened.
— JadedinBlue (@jadedinblue) May 22, 2018
Listen. Meghan Markle wasn't a duchess til age 36 so stop telling me what I should have by age 35.
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) May 21, 2018
By age 35 you should have an entire cabinet filled with Tupperware containers. That don’t match. Just a bunch of random bottoms and tops that come cascading out on you every time you open the door.
— Danielle H (@FoodosaurusRex) May 22, 2018
By age 35 you should have at least two thirds of your hard drive space taken up by recursively nested copies of the hard drives from all your previous computers
— Alex Kerfoot (@akerfoot) May 20, 2018
"By age 35 you should have double your salary saved."
35 year old me: IM SUPPOSED TO HAVE A JOB?!?
— A-Train (@aaronLebeahm) May 21, 2018
By age 35 you should have reached that stage of time confusion where you're convinced the 90s was only 10 years ago.
— Jen Williams (@sennydreadful) May 21, 2018
By age 35 you should have a collection of excuses for cancelling plans and a system in place for how to realistically rotate them.
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) May 22, 2018
By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can't throw them out because you're pretty sure you still need a couple of them but you're not sure which ones
— Lori G (@LoriG) May 19, 2018
By age 35 you will have lost track of how old you are. "I am 35 this year, right," you'll say, but you won't be certain. You won't be certain of anything.
— Mark Magark (@markedly) May 24, 2018
By age 35, you should be ready for bed. All the time. The earlier the better. In fact, just stay in bed the whole day.
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) May 22, 2018
By age 35, you should have lost most of your real life friends to misunderstandings, changing priorities, distance and unknown reasons and found a few hundred online strangers to laugh with.
— equa-nimmi-ty (@nimmypal) May 22, 2018
by age 35 you should have a kitchen cabinet dedicated entirely to plastic bags that contain other, smaller plastic bags
— vytas (@peakysblinder) May 20, 2018
By age 35 you should have at least 40 years experience for a junior entry level job.
— Pips (@Pips801) May 24, 2018
By age 35 you should run into friends and say "WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOON!" twice a week. You will never hang out. You'll just scream this at each other until one of you dies.
— Luke Trayser (@trukelayser) May 20, 2018
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]]>Stock photos often look fake, weird, or simply too posey to be considered realistic. They are all so similar that you can easily recognize when a photo is a stock photo.
And sometimes, you can clearly see that the photographer and the model have no clue about the topic they are creating a photo on. A hashtag #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob recently spread on Twitter as people pointed out everything that doesn’t make sense about the stock photos that should represent their professions. The best tweets are listed below.
I find listening to the shoulder joint an incredibly important part of any examination. Heart and lungs are for losers #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/ZBiac9ayYC
— John Taylor (@johnthevet) May 6, 2018
"And the Lord said: 'Let there be oxycodone'. And there was oxycodone, and the oxycodone was good. And there was much rejoicing!"
#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/Q9W001Hz0S
— Arya Snark (@XtremeRPh) May 6, 2018
As an evolutionary biologist, you have *no idea* how hard it is to find tweasers small enough to grab bits of DNA (which is the main part of our job, obvs) #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/xtB7fvKI57
— Emma Hodcroft (@firefoxx66) May 4, 2018
A pediatrician, shown here about to test the primitive eye poke reflex, also known as the Three Stooges reflex. If present, the baby will place their hand vertically against the nose while saying nyuk nyuk nyuk. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/5yXFb5kxHa
— Clay Jones (@skepticpedi) May 7, 2018
I often hit people in the middle of their face with a reflex hammer. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/aAx2u8izPQ
— Mike Sidel (@MikeSidel) May 12, 2018
I sit in a dark room and project code straight to my face while solving complicated problems. This helps me to immerse myself in it and "feel" the code. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/eMtGurNr5d
— Tauno Talimaa (@tauntz) May 4, 2018
Because when doing research, I always wear my regalia to the library. How else will people know I have a PhD?! #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/phpkDBGqGc
— Shiloh Carroll (@medievalismish) May 4, 2018
I often hold my slides and stare moodily at them. You know, instead of looking at them under the microscope that's right in front of me. Sometimes I invite a colleague to join me.
#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/33LwaFsR46
— James William Cooper (@James_W_C) May 5, 2018
As an ecologist, I can confirm that my days consist of much stethoscoping of trees in an unnecessary lab coat. It’s the only proper way to detect wildlifes. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/wAEB9YPnUc
— Kirsty Elliott (@Trouty_Trout) May 5, 2018
"Hey space astronomer, where is space?"
[Space astronomer puts on his lab coat and adjusts his space safety goggles] "According to my latest science, there is space." pic.twitter.com/ndeVJCsPXP— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 4, 2018
I don't know what people are going on about with #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob
This is exactly what I look like when I write. pic.twitter.com/HCb0uSFEOm
— Shanna Germain (@ShannaGermain) May 6, 2018
It is true that most lawyers are Slytherins #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/K8sw6qksmw
— (((Sam Crane))) (@Samanticka) May 4, 2018
I spend my days laughing at models of DNA that twist the wrong way #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/G0YxJOq9LF
— Liz Tunbridge (@LizTunbridge) May 4, 2018
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]]>Some quotes were said as a joke, others were said when moms thought kids couldn’t hear them, while some are downright hilarious even though they weren’t meant to be jokes.
Scroll down to read the best #MomQuotes!
I once asked my mom who her favorite child was and she said, “Brent”. That was our neighbors kid. #MomQuotes
— Jesse Betts (@JesseBetts11) May 8, 2018
*Shopping at Home Depot with my boyfriend’s parents*
My boyfriend’s mom says to him “Let Jenny pick out your ceiling fan since she’ll be the one looking at it.” #MomQuotes— Jennifer Chicken (@partyfowles) May 9, 2018
After my mom got out of brain surgery with a 40% survival rate, she was so high and happy to be alive that she felt it was a good time to prank my dad by saying “Hey Harry!” …his name’s David and he still hasn’t forgiven her for it #MomQuotes
— Amber (@AmberThroesch) May 8, 2018
After arguing with my older sister over something pointless, I heard my mom say to my dad, “I now understand why some animals eat their young.” #MomQuotes
— Perkinskiii (@abaldguytweets) May 8, 2018
Mom “You guys don’t give your brother enough credit. He exercises daily, eats three square meals a day and spends time out side. He has never been so disciplined.”
Me “Mom…He’s in jail.” #MomQuotes
— Cydni Beer (@themessednest) May 8, 2018
My brother: My Christmas present to myself this year is a vasectomy.
Mom: I think that's your gift to the world.
— Michelle Milliken (@MichelleyM) May 4, 2016
My mom told me she and the lady across the street were “Friends with Benefits.” I asked her what that meant, and she said “You know, we get each other’s mail when they’re out of town and stuff.” #MomQuotes
— Brennen Hancock (@Brennen_Hancock) May 9, 2018
When my mom would drive us kids around, she would brake really hard to make us lean forward and she’d say “bow to Mom” Every. Single. Time. #MomQuotes
— Lindsey Jeffers (@_itsLJ_) May 8, 2018
Mom accidentally grabbed the Bible to kill a huge bug in my room and before she did she said with Bible in hand, " Lord forgive me for killing one of your beautiful creatures" and proceeded to commit bug murder #MomQuotes
— Missy (@NitwitMisfit) May 8, 2018
My mom thinks she texts me using voice to text but she really just sends me voice recordings of her saying, “text Taylor dinner question mark” #momquotes
— taylair (@GotDatSparkMan) May 8, 2018
Me: “If you were in trouble, and could only pick one superhero to save you, who would you pick?”
Mom: “Ryan Reynolds.”#MomQuotes
— Matt Iorio (@Matt_Iorio) May 10, 2018
My mom once asked me to close the patio door because I was "letting the WiFi out" #MomQuotes
— LBibzz (@LinaNBabiker) May 4, 2016
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]]>The same happened to Edmund O’Leary who shared his feelings on Twitter reaching for emotional support: “I am not ok. Feeling rock bottom. Please take a few seconds to say hello if you see this tweet. Thank you,” it stated.
And in no time, the 51-year-old father became viral with hundreds of thousands of heart-warming messages from people all over the world. Some tweeted him spirit-lifting messages and video clips, while others shared adorable images.
In a recent interview, he said that around 18.5 million people have seen his tweet.
“The whole experience has been absolutely surreal and provides me with a lot of hope. I’ve gone from feeling like a nobody to feeling like a somebody,” O’Leary explained for BBC Breakfast. “To have that happen overnight is just surreal, something that most ordinary people have never experienced or will never experience.”
Becoming a true star, and meeting a lot of well-known journalists, O’Leary also announced that his LinkedIn profile has increased 1783% in people viewing it on last week.
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]]>People have gathered to write about what they think happened when God was creating certain species and objects. Some jokes are obvious, while the others are truly creative, but they all made us laugh out loud.
Ready to learn why parrots live in tropical climate or why oceans are salty? Just read the tweets we picked out for you below!
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]]>After one Twitter user tweeted one of these clichés, the topic quickly went viral. Here are many tweets that perfectly describe how movies today are made.
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]]>There’s a brilliant Twitter account that deals with this very problem. Thoughts of Dog tweets what a dog would probably say in various situations and it’s simply amazing. If you own a dog and often wonder what your beloved pet is thinking about, you’re going to love it.
Don’t forget to share with your friends who love dogs, too!
sometimes. i don’t know what to do. with all my love. occasionally it overflows. in the form of a burp
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 9, 2018
everything. is going to be alright. because guess what. i love you
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 24, 2018
i always make sure. to say goodnight to my stuffed fren sebastian. it’s the simplest way. to prevent all the nightmares. and let him know he matters
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 3, 2018
if i happen. to lie down on your foot. you’re not allowed to move. you should feel honored
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 12, 2018
i just hopped in a puddle. during the nighttime. this is called a dark splash. and i am fearless
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 11, 2018
a lot of things in life are unpredictable. but not the skittle under the fridge. it just sits there. and i just watch it
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 18, 2018
i was outside. minding my own business. when a leaf fell on my noggin. i will consider it my crown. and i will rule these lands benevolently
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 27, 2018
the nights are getting colder. and i think it would really improve. my quality of snoozle. if you tucked me into bed
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 14, 2018
if your day didn’t go well. that’s perfectly fine. because now you get to dream. and who knows what could happen. i hope i dream i’m a penguin. so i can zoom on my belly
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 23, 2018
one of my biggest goals. is to eat a leaf. during the nighttime. this is known as a dark crunch. and it’s very advanced
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) November 20, 2018
the human was planning on going out tonight. but i sat in front of the door. and made eye contact once. so now we’re watching movies
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) December 1, 2018
the human just came home. smelling like another dog. this isn’t a problem. i’m totally not upset. if anybody needs me. i’ll be over here. wondering what i ever did to deserve this
— ♡ Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) December 15, 2018
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]]>This is especially true for parents. As much as they love sharing the most angelic moments of their kids’ lives, they don’t shy away from posting something cringy or embarrassing that’s happened. Especially if it’s hilarious at the same time.
Below are some of the best situations parents of 4-year-olds have encountered and shared with the world on Twitter. They sum up the reality of a life with a toddler pretty well, in case you were wondering what it was like to have one.
Enjoy!
4yo: Can you read me one more book?
Me: No kiddo, it's time for bed.
4yo: But I'm a curious woman. And reading books helps me learn things and be smarter. Don't you want me to learn things and be smarter?
— Jess Calarco (@JessicaCalarco) December 2, 2018
My 4yo has met his younger brother for the first time. Walks up to the crib, pats him on the leg, and says, "You'll get through this," then walks away.
this goddamn shrimp
— the gRINCHupeco who stole Christmas (@RinChupeco) August 11, 2018
Every morning my 4yo tells me it’s a “blank day” because nothing good or bad has happened yet. At night, if anything remotely negative happened, she pretends to throw the memory into a garbage can to make room for more good memories.
So basically she’s already smarter than I am.
— Akemi Dawn Bowman (@akemidawn) November 26, 2018
Audrey (4yo): Daddy, what’s 100 minus 1?
Me: 99
Audrey: What’s 40 million plus one?
Me: 40,000,001
*10 seconds of stunned silence*
Audrey: Wow daddy, you know a lot of math.— Brian Wecht (@bwecht) December 2, 2018
4yo’s doing some magic.
4yo: Did you see me put that ball under that hat?
Me: Yes.
4yo: Try to forget.— Laura Pearson (@LauraPAuthor) June 3, 2018
4-year-old: Did you know you can put cheese on anything?
Me: What?
4: *intense whisper* ANYTHING.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 19, 2017
4yo: You're a good dad.
Me: Thanks.
4yo: You'd be better if you said yes more.
Me: Okay.
4yo: Can I have ice cream? Think about what I said.— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) June 20, 2016
My 4yo is playing in a large box.
Me: “Is that your rocket ship? Your castle? Your voyaging boat?”
4yo: “Nope. It’s my garbage can. I live in it.”Dream big kid.
— boujie native (@kloqowej) November 27, 2018
Me: Audrey, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Audrey (4yo): A music player, just like you!
Me: Yay!
Audrey: And I can play in your band!
Me: Yes please!
Audrey: And then when you die, I can take your place!
Me: …— Brian Wecht (@bwecht) November 12, 2018
4yo: *spills goldfish crackers on the floor*
Me: please pick them up
4yo: but the doggy can do that
Me: we dont have a dog
4yo: *patting 2yo bro on the head* "Nice doggy"— Andrew vG (@tenwattandrew) June 9, 2018
If you ever want to see how patient you are, watch a 4 yr old try to zip up their jacket. You should be canonized for sainthood after that.
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) February 22, 2016
My 4 yr old daughter continues to ruin me….
Stood quietly in a que at the bank….
4yo- “daddy has that lady got a big baby in her tummy?”
** Fat man with long hair turns around and looks at her **
— The Acoustic Cop (@acousticcop) August 10, 2018
My 4 year old son asked me why I was putting on makeup and I said "To make me look pretty." He replied "I don't think it's working."
— Chutup (@Chutup) September 23, 2017
4yo running around outside in full Batman regalia.
Me: “you can't be out in the rain at this time of night”
4yo [exasperated]:
“THIS CITY NEEDS ME, JESUS CHRIST!”— Kendy Crush (@KennedyConnolly) June 13, 2018
4 was laying on the dining room floor…
2yo: Are you dead?
4yo: No, I'm not dead. I'm resting my feelings.— Caffeine, Chaos & Grace (@cafchaosgrace) November 6, 2018
My 4yo is playing pretend with his dinosaurs and the daddy dinosaur just constantly says “I’m old let me rest.”
— Creed (@chemical_scum) June 14, 2018
Overheard my 4yo explaining 'barefoot' to her little sister: "we call this bare feet because we're not wearing shoes outside, just like bears."
— Jess Bleakley (@JLBleakley) July 16, 2018
Audrey (4yo) and I saw a big rainbow flag while in West Hollywood today.
Audrey: Daddy, what’s that?
Me: A rainbow flag. It reminds us that there are lots of different kinds of people in the world & that we should love everyone.
Audrey: Well I already love everyone, so I WIN.— Brian Wecht (@bwecht) August 20, 2018
My 4yo just asked me if I was there when we went to Disney 6 weeks ago for 5 days, so I’m obviously making a huge impact in her life.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) November 7, 2017
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]]>Young people have their own things now and it’s only natural for the rest of us to let go. We, on the other hand, had some unique fun growing up and that’s what the tweets below are all about.
Scroll down to see some of the greatest examples of experiences that defined several generations that are now older than 20. We hope they put a smile on your face as you remember those happy times!
In the "I'm getting old" department.., a kid saw this and said, "oh, you 3D-printed the 'Save' Icon." pic.twitter.com/rwgCpSjfDQ
— Bill Gross (@Bill_Gross) October 17, 2017
After years of searching I finally found my Tamagotchi.
He has a wife and 2 daughters.
Owns a plumbing business out in Scottsdale.
Doesnt want anything to do with me.— Joel Wade (@Wahday44) August 24, 2018
I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
— Felicity (@FlossAus) October 14, 2018
We have finally reached the generation that doesn’t know what MySpace is pic.twitter.com/b3k6uJmMVO
— Stephanie O'Reilly (@stephoreilly) January 28, 2018
i just had a horrible flashback to the pre-spotify days when i used to download all my music with youtube to mp3 converters & manually organize them into itunes albums with album art i found on google images
— emi (@plantblogger) March 20, 2018
The year is 2006. You downloaded Laffy Taffy using Limewire on your blue iPod shuffle. Flavor flav marathon is airing on VH1. You found the perfect wallpaper for your MySpace profile. shiiiiiit. what a time to be alive
— aphrodite (@aphrodite_latif) September 1, 2018
Age test: what's the connection between these two objects? pic.twitter.com/ZnynTEXcyN
— Sad & Useless Humor (@sadanduseless) November 13, 2018
When you're waiting for your 7th grade crush to log onto AIM after school and you hear the *door open* sound. pic.twitter.com/plQsIqdXPJ
— Gravy Crockett (@BostonJerry) October 6, 2017
If you didn’t own The Rugrats Movie/Rugrats Go To Paris and the orange VHS tape… we aren’t the same
— jeff (@SaiIBoat) November 25, 2017
I’m sorry but if you are born after the year 2000 you are permanently 7
— Elisha Gadenne (@Elisha_Gadenne) March 20, 2018
You know you're old when you watch Home Alone and wonder how much their #mortgage is… pic.twitter.com/bst2V3ecRj
— Anthony Park (@AnthonyParkHere) July 19, 2018
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]]>It would be fun to see how a cat’s Twitter feed would look like. For now, we have this profile, “Thoughts of cat” that is trending on Twitter. Read some of his hilarious tweets that cate definitely say if they could speak.
Enjoy!
Both humans were up and walking around at 5 AM this morning. What on earth were they thinking? How inconsiderate!!! I was trying to sleep, and they just haaaaaad to be up. What time did they think it was, 3 AM!?!?
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 6, 2018
#TheWorldWouldBeBetterIf you humans tried to be more like us felines.
Nap more.
Sing the songs of your people proudly.
Sneak attack ankles.
Defecate in litter boxes that you coerce others to clean.
Attack dangly things.
Nap again.— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 30, 2018
#IHaveAHardTimeAccepting that humans are in charge of the planet. The only thing that keeps me going is the knowledge that we’ll be in charge soon.
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 22, 2018
I don’t get the human obsession with the #PumpkinSpiceLatte. It’s not like it’s special or unique. It makes the same sound when it hits the floor as any other latte does when pushed off the counter.
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 28, 2018
No matter how much profanity the humans come at you with afterward, it’s always worth it to hear that satisfying crash, plop, or splat. pic.twitter.com/MG7BuQ5ICg
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) September 7, 2018
To further gather intelligence on human activities in furtherance of our feline plans to overthrow humanity and reign supreme over this planet.
Also, to torment canine accounts. #WhyIJoinedTwitter
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 1, 2018
Nap whenever you can. #TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 29, 2018
Angry canines. One good whap on the nose and they go running for the nearest bush. #NotSoScary
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 17, 2018
Tormenting the other denizens of the domicile, often via sneak attacks.
Also, naps. #BestWaysToHandleStress
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 24, 2018
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]]>By age 35 you should have started noticing uncomfortable similarities between you and your parents that you swore you would never be like
— Amadeus (@Amadeaux) May 25, 2018
By age 35 you should have at least one potato masher in a drawer that prevents it from being opened.
— JadedinBlue (@jadedinblue) May 22, 2018
Listen. Meghan Markle wasn't a duchess til age 36 so stop telling me what I should have by age 35.
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) May 21, 2018
By age 35 you should have an entire cabinet filled with Tupperware containers. That don’t match. Just a bunch of random bottoms and tops that come cascading out on you every time you open the door.
— Danielle H (@FoodosaurusRex) May 22, 2018
By age 35 you should have at least two thirds of your hard drive space taken up by recursively nested copies of the hard drives from all your previous computers
— Alex Kerfoot (@akerfoot) May 20, 2018
"By age 35 you should have double your salary saved."
35 year old me: IM SUPPOSED TO HAVE A JOB?!?
— A-Train (@aaronLebeahm) May 21, 2018
By age 35 you should have reached that stage of time confusion where you're convinced the 90s was only 10 years ago.
— Jen Williams (@sennydreadful) May 21, 2018
By age 35 you should have a collection of excuses for cancelling plans and a system in place for how to realistically rotate them.
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) May 22, 2018
By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can't throw them out because you're pretty sure you still need a couple of them but you're not sure which ones
— Lori G (@LoriG) May 19, 2018
By age 35 you will have lost track of how old you are. "I am 35 this year, right," you'll say, but you won't be certain. You won't be certain of anything.
— Mark Magark (@markedly) May 24, 2018
By age 35, you should be ready for bed. All the time. The earlier the better. In fact, just stay in bed the whole day.
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) May 22, 2018
By age 35, you should have lost most of your real life friends to misunderstandings, changing priorities, distance and unknown reasons and found a few hundred online strangers to laugh with.
— equa-nimmi-ty (@nimmypal) May 22, 2018
by age 35 you should have a kitchen cabinet dedicated entirely to plastic bags that contain other, smaller plastic bags
— vytas (@peakysblinder) May 20, 2018
By age 35 you should have at least 40 years experience for a junior entry level job.
— Pips (@Pips801) May 24, 2018
By age 35 you should run into friends and say "WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOON!" twice a week. You will never hang out. You'll just scream this at each other until one of you dies.
— Luke Trayser (@trukelayser) May 20, 2018
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]]>Stock photos often look fake, weird, or simply too posey to be considered realistic. They are all so similar that you can easily recognize when a photo is a stock photo.
And sometimes, you can clearly see that the photographer and the model have no clue about the topic they are creating a photo on. A hashtag #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob recently spread on Twitter as people pointed out everything that doesn’t make sense about the stock photos that should represent their professions. The best tweets are listed below.
I find listening to the shoulder joint an incredibly important part of any examination. Heart and lungs are for losers #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/ZBiac9ayYC
— John Taylor (@johnthevet) May 6, 2018
"And the Lord said: 'Let there be oxycodone'. And there was oxycodone, and the oxycodone was good. And there was much rejoicing!"
#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/Q9W001Hz0S
— Arya Snark (@XtremeRPh) May 6, 2018
As an evolutionary biologist, you have *no idea* how hard it is to find tweasers small enough to grab bits of DNA (which is the main part of our job, obvs) #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/xtB7fvKI57
— Emma Hodcroft (@firefoxx66) May 4, 2018
A pediatrician, shown here about to test the primitive eye poke reflex, also known as the Three Stooges reflex. If present, the baby will place their hand vertically against the nose while saying nyuk nyuk nyuk. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/5yXFb5kxHa
— Clay Jones (@skepticpedi) May 7, 2018
I often hit people in the middle of their face with a reflex hammer. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/aAx2u8izPQ
— Mike Sidel (@MikeSidel) May 12, 2018
I sit in a dark room and project code straight to my face while solving complicated problems. This helps me to immerse myself in it and "feel" the code. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/eMtGurNr5d
— Tauno Talimaa (@tauntz) May 4, 2018
Because when doing research, I always wear my regalia to the library. How else will people know I have a PhD?! #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/phpkDBGqGc
— Shiloh Carroll (@medievalismish) May 4, 2018
I often hold my slides and stare moodily at them. You know, instead of looking at them under the microscope that's right in front of me. Sometimes I invite a colleague to join me.
#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/33LwaFsR46
— James William Cooper (@James_W_C) May 5, 2018
As an ecologist, I can confirm that my days consist of much stethoscoping of trees in an unnecessary lab coat. It’s the only proper way to detect wildlifes. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/wAEB9YPnUc
— Kirsty Elliott (@Trouty_Trout) May 5, 2018
"Hey space astronomer, where is space?"
[Space astronomer puts on his lab coat and adjusts his space safety goggles] "According to my latest science, there is space." pic.twitter.com/ndeVJCsPXP— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 4, 2018
I don't know what people are going on about with #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob
This is exactly what I look like when I write. pic.twitter.com/HCb0uSFEOm
— Shanna Germain (@ShannaGermain) May 6, 2018
It is true that most lawyers are Slytherins #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/K8sw6qksmw
— (((Sam Crane))) (@Samanticka) May 4, 2018
I spend my days laughing at models of DNA that twist the wrong way #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/G0YxJOq9LF
— Liz Tunbridge (@LizTunbridge) May 4, 2018
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]]>Some quotes were said as a joke, others were said when moms thought kids couldn’t hear them, while some are downright hilarious even though they weren’t meant to be jokes.
Scroll down to read the best #MomQuotes!
I once asked my mom who her favorite child was and she said, “Brent”. That was our neighbors kid. #MomQuotes
— Jesse Betts (@JesseBetts11) May 8, 2018
*Shopping at Home Depot with my boyfriend’s parents*
My boyfriend’s mom says to him “Let Jenny pick out your ceiling fan since she’ll be the one looking at it.” #MomQuotes— Jennifer Chicken (@partyfowles) May 9, 2018
After my mom got out of brain surgery with a 40% survival rate, she was so high and happy to be alive that she felt it was a good time to prank my dad by saying “Hey Harry!” …his name’s David and he still hasn’t forgiven her for it #MomQuotes
— Amber (@AmberThroesch) May 8, 2018
After arguing with my older sister over something pointless, I heard my mom say to my dad, “I now understand why some animals eat their young.” #MomQuotes
— Perkinskiii (@abaldguytweets) May 8, 2018
Mom “You guys don’t give your brother enough credit. He exercises daily, eats three square meals a day and spends time out side. He has never been so disciplined.”
Me “Mom…He’s in jail.” #MomQuotes
— Cydni Beer (@themessednest) May 8, 2018
My brother: My Christmas present to myself this year is a vasectomy.
Mom: I think that's your gift to the world.
— Michelle Milliken (@MichelleyM) May 4, 2016
My mom told me she and the lady across the street were “Friends with Benefits.” I asked her what that meant, and she said “You know, we get each other’s mail when they’re out of town and stuff.” #MomQuotes
— Brennen Hancock (@Brennen_Hancock) May 9, 2018
When my mom would drive us kids around, she would brake really hard to make us lean forward and she’d say “bow to Mom” Every. Single. Time. #MomQuotes
— Lindsey Jeffers (@_itsLJ_) May 8, 2018
Mom accidentally grabbed the Bible to kill a huge bug in my room and before she did she said with Bible in hand, " Lord forgive me for killing one of your beautiful creatures" and proceeded to commit bug murder #MomQuotes
— Missy (@NitwitMisfit) May 8, 2018
My mom thinks she texts me using voice to text but she really just sends me voice recordings of her saying, “text Taylor dinner question mark” #momquotes
— taylair (@GotDatSparkMan) May 8, 2018
Me: “If you were in trouble, and could only pick one superhero to save you, who would you pick?”
Mom: “Ryan Reynolds.”#MomQuotes
— Matt Iorio (@Matt_Iorio) May 10, 2018
My mom once asked me to close the patio door because I was "letting the WiFi out" #MomQuotes
— LBibzz (@LinaNBabiker) May 4, 2016
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