You often hear that curiosity killed the cat. As every cat owner will confirm, they truly are curious beings who just can’t help but test what would happen if they pushed objects from tables or sneak up to that mysterious moving rope.
It would be fun to see how a cat’s Twitter feed would look like. For now, we have this profile, “Thoughts of cat” that is trending on Twitter. Read some of his hilarious tweets that cate definitely say if they could speak.
Both humans were up and walking around at 5 AM this morning. What on earth were they thinking? How inconsiderate!!! I was trying to sleep, and they just haaaaaad to be up. What time did they think it was, 3 AM!?!?
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 6, 2018
#TheWorldWouldBeBetterIf you humans tried to be more like us felines.
Sing the songs of your people proudly.
Sneak attack ankles.
Defecate in litter boxes that you coerce others to clean.
Attack dangly things.
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 30, 2018
#IHaveAHardTimeAccepting that humans are in charge of the planet. The only thing that keeps me going is the knowledge that we’ll be in charge soon.
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 22, 2018
I don’t get the human obsession with the #PumpkinSpiceLatte. It’s not like it’s special or unique. It makes the same sound when it hits the floor as any other latte does when pushed off the counter.
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 28, 2018
No matter how much profanity the humans come at you with afterward, it’s always worth it to hear that satisfying crash, plop, or splat. pic.twitter.com/MG7BuQ5ICg
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) September 7, 2018
To further gather intelligence on human activities in furtherance of our feline plans to overthrow humanity and reign supreme over this planet.
Also, to torment canine accounts. #WhyIJoinedTwitter
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 1, 2018
Nap whenever you can. #TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 29, 2018
Angry canines. One good whap on the nose and they go running for the nearest bush. #NotSoScary
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 17, 2018
Tormenting the other denizens of the domicile, often via sneak attacks.
Also, naps. #BestWaysToHandleStress
— Thoughts Of Cat (@ThoughtsOfCat2) August 24, 2018