If you thought you were the only one doing these things, you can stop. Turns out, most of us share the same silly habits when it comes to food and it only starts getting funny when we notice this. Enjoy some fine examples below and share with friends who might find this relatable.
Avocados require extreme precision
Avocado: not ripe
Avocado: not ripe
Avocado: not ripe
Avocado: I'M RIPE NOW
Avocado: okay you were in the bathroom so I rotted— Elspeth (@elspetheastman) September 18, 2016
Apetizers are beautiful
Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful
— emba (@unofficialemba) December 6, 2016
We all do this, right?
How much garlic recipes call for vs how much I use pic.twitter.com/RWRHhdmBgy
— Mario Castañeda (@wrackune) July 25, 2017
This looks totally familiar
Cooking spinach pic.twitter.com/FqLdJrXQFM
— shut up, mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) March 31, 2016
It’s never right
How to cook the perfect amount of pasta:
1. Pour out how much you think you need
2. Wrong— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) May 23, 2013
How do you mean enough cheese?
Parmesan Sir?
"Yes please"
Say when.
*Grates Parmesan*
Sir?
"…"
*Grates fingers*
SIR?
"…"
*Grates entire hand*
Please…I have a family.— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) July 8, 2014
Adulthood means different dipping
eating salsa as a kid vs eating it now pic.twitter.com/kjvun7llqu
— anthony clark (@anjame_) July 10, 2017
Ok this is true
90% of a relationship is figuring out where to eat
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) July 26, 2013
Pizza crust lovers unite
Thanks, now this can’t be unseen
ok but why does quinoa look like a bowl of tiny condoms pic.twitter.com/Tg0J7Pmzs7
— 🔵 (@flexxistential) February 11, 2017
All of us after a single vegetable
me after eating one piece of broccoli pic.twitter.com/ocCO61keLL
— no (@tbhjuststop) August 15, 2016
When you put it like that…
funny how 5 pieces of fruit/veg a day seems impossible but 6 packets of crisps & 4 packs of biscuits in 1 sitting is no challenge whatsoever
— ㅤTJ (@Nachos0verHoes) June 12, 2017
Why is ordering from the kids menu not socially acceptable?
I hate when I see fish fingers on the kids menu why is it for kids they're for everyone
— #GSAP (@Stormzy1) July 30, 2017
Blasphemy
Why are there biscuits in the sewing kit tin? pic.twitter.com/Mx7RozoMbF
— Indian Stats (@Indian_stats) October 23, 2016
I’m… I’m sorry
Fortune Cookie:
YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU'RE READING MY JOURNAL
— BeardSpice (@BeardSpice) May 22, 2014
You know better than that
Bitch you eating again ?!!!
-my debit card
— Toni childs (@h0ney_nee) September 9, 2017
