There is a Twitter account that rates dogs, claiming it’s “Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings.” With more than 7.5 million followers, no wonder it’s a credible account, but with a hilarious twist.
Matt Nelson, the guy behind the infamous @dog_rates (WeRateDogs) account, came about with the idea when he realized that dogs were popular topics on the internet. He posted his first-ever rating while hanging out with his friends in an Applebee’s in North Carolina – an 8/10, handed down to the pet of one of his friends. The next day, the account gained 3k followers and soon enough, a lot of people asked him to rate their dogs. Today, he already has millions of followers looking forward to his amusing dog comments.
This is Hila. She got jealous of the groceries. Wanted her own turn on the conveyer. Found out good girls are half off today. 13/10 a h*ckin steal pic.twitter.com/Zin2lRqUSR
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 19, 2018
This is Basil. She has revolutionized lying down. Flawlessly executing booty first technology. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/25I7TBY7me
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 17, 2018
This is Neville. He’s your copilot. Not the best with navigation but can honk the horn if you want. 12/10 would boop at red lights pic.twitter.com/qUWTJoWty7
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 14, 2018
This is Carl. He lost his puppeller hat, but then he found it, so everything’s okay now. 13/10 would spin it for him pic.twitter.com/gS1UxfMaSz
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 13, 2018
We only rate dogs. Please don’t send us Oreo Ice Cream. This is not complicated. Thank you… 14/10 pic.twitter.com/R2JIXFx7vV
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) June 20, 2018
This is Harry. He’ll help you get the ice off your car if you give him a ride to the park afterwards. 12/10 buckle pup buddy pic.twitter.com/yAftYUW5aI
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 11, 2018
This is Hugo. He likes to play hide and seek but only if you don’t go far. Prefers you don’t hide at all. Not sure what he’d do without you. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/h4dXoCZixJ
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 11, 2018
This is Barnaby. He’s a balloon doggo who works at the asthma/allergy clinic. Gets plenty of pats from kids who can’t have a pup of their own. 14/10 you can even take him for a walk pic.twitter.com/9iNxwI22lk
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 10, 2018
This is Indy. She just wanted to say hi. 13/10 hopes you say it back pic.twitter.com/aziKvUP9ck
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 8, 2018
This is Gunner. He received a cancer diagnosis in October. Once again, this community came together and gave him a chance to fight it. He has a long way to go, but doesn’t plan on giving pup anytime soon. 14/10 #heckcancer pic.twitter.com/qGnP1yqhkb
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 7, 2018
This is Higgins. A few months ago you guys raised all the money for his cancer treatment. I’m happy to report that Higgins has completed his radiation and is officially cancer free. 14/10 #heckcancer pic.twitter.com/XONNfrixXz
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 5, 2018
This is Maui. That is his yogurt bowl. He is kindly requesting more yogurt. 12/10 of course sir right away pic.twitter.com/80JUMjI155
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 4, 2018
This is Coco. She’s the fastest pup in the game right now. All she knows is speed. Back zoomers off the h*ckin charts. 13/10 (IG: coco__corgi) pic.twitter.com/J5iZLFiNwt
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 3, 2018
